Sentence examples of "contar chiste" in Spanish

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¿Puede haber una computadora lo suficientemente inteligente como para contar un chiste? Can there be a computer intelligent enough to tell a joke?
Tiene que contar hasta el último céntimo. She has to count every penny.
Todos nos reímos con su chiste. We all laughed at his joke.
Mi hijo todavía no sabe contar. My son can't count yet.
Tom le contó un chiste racista a Mary. Tom told Mary a racist joke.
Él es un hombre de palabra, así que puedes contar con él. He's a man of his word, so you can count on him.
Me partí de risa cuando me contaron el chiste. I laughed my ass off when they told me that joke.
A Tom le gusta contar chistes verdes. Tom likes to tell dirty jokes.
Ella le contó un chiste, pero a él no le pareció gracioso. She told him a joke, but he didn't think it was funny.
Tom espera contar con tu presencia. Tom hopes to see you there.
Él no puede tomar un chiste. He can't take a joke.
Podéis contar con él. You can count on him.
No entendió el chiste. He didn't get the joke.
No tengo un gran número de amigos cercanos, pero sé que hay muchas buenas personas, cerca o lejos, con las que puedo contar, que se preocupan por mí, y que sólo quieren lo mejor para mí. I don't have a large number of close friends, but I do know there are a lot of good people, near and far, who I can count on, who care about me, and who want only the best for me.
Ella le contó un chiste. She told him a joke.
Me aburriría si tuviera que contar hasta quinientos veinticuatro mil trescientos setenta y dos. I would be bored if I had to count to five hundred twenty-four thousand three hundred seventy-two.
Al ser extranjero, no pude pillar el chiste. Being a foreigner, I couldn't catch on to the joke.
Solo debes contar contigo mismo. Y aun así, no tanto. You must only count on yourself. And yet, not a lot.
¿Qué es un chiste? What's a joke?
No puedes contar con ella por que es demasiado irresponsable. You cannot count on her because she's too irresponsible.
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